Damian: Todd.
Jason: … ?
Damian: Be careful, okay?
Jason: Do I detect actual concern for my well-being?
Damian: Screw this up and I’ll destroy you.
Jason: *smirks* That’s more like it.
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Mornings at the Manor…
Dick: Pretty hungover?
Jason: Shhhhh… Turn off your mouth siren…
DC [to the Batfamily]: Kids, I guess you’ve had your last birthday. You’re going to stay your current ages for the rest of your lives.
“Batman: Under the Hood”, a summary…
Batman: Jason, I apologize. I only say this at gunpoint, but it’s true. I love you.
Commissioner Gordon [about Red Hood]: I’ve got everything I need to convict your boy, except for motive, means, and opportunity.
Batman: You also have no evidence.
Commissioner Gordon: That’s implied.
Jason [to Titus]: Oh, you must be the little brat’s new dog. I just want to apologize in advance for the things I’m gonna blame on you.
Robin: I saved you.
Nobody: But you pushed me!
Robin: Duh. I couldn’t save you until I pushed you. Girls make no sense.
When your little brother finally discovers the wondrous world of social media…
Robin: How do you keep finding me?
Red Robin: You really should tweet less.
Robin: -Tt-
Robin: But everyone deserves to know what I’m thinking all the time.
When your little brother just loves his pets…
Damian [to Alfred]: Pennyworth, I need that “cootie” shot. Titus and I accidentally touched tongues.
Tim: How is this “accidentally” when it’s the fifth time?
If you ever wonder what Batman’s daytime life is like…
Superintendent: I oversee fourteen schools, Mr. Wayne, and I always find myself at Gotham City discussing one of your kids.
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