On the greatest lesson he’s learned in life…
Jason: When I was Robin, I died. And that showed me that life is precious and it must be protected at all costs. Even a life as pig-headed as a Wayne’s.
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At a Wayne Charity Foundation gala…
Dick: What, are you allergic to a suit?
Jason: Nah. I just look good in a leather jacket.
And this is the story of why the Red Hood was grounded from patrol by Alfred until he had himself fitted for a pl"proper" suit.
When you’ve been dead, done that…
Red Hood: *staring at a gruesome scene* If I wasn’t so chill right now, I’d puke.
Red Hood [to Darkseid]: Hey, freak! We need to talk.
Red Robin: *hissing* Jason, even for you, this is a whole new mountain of stupid.
“Bedtime Stories” by Jason Peter Todd…
Jason [sitting on Damian’s bed]: … The worst was the smell. The pain, well… What can you say about your skin congealing? But the smell was so… You know, for a second, I thought someone left a pot roast burning in the oven? But it was just my flesh. And then, finally, I was alive again.
Sweet dreams, Dami.
Tim [to Damian]: We both know the closest you’ll ever get to humanity is if you rip it open and feed on it!
On his first night at Wayne Manor…
Dear Diary,
Tomorrow will be different. It has to be.
I will smile and it will be believable. My smile will say, “I’m fine. Thank you. Yes. Much better”.
I will no longer be the boy who lost his parents. I will start fresh. Be someone new. It’s the only way I’ll make it through.
– Dick
Why Tim started bringing his snacks with him during bathroom breaks…
Tim: *pauses movie* Stay away from my fries!
Jason: I take that as an offer.
When The Flash messes with the timeline yet again…
Future Jason: Okay. If you’re me… then tell me something only I would know.
Jason: Dick Grayson. We were, uh… 15. He made us try on his Nightwing suit from the 80′s. It was gold and blue. And satiny. And you know what? We kind of liked it.
Future Jason: Touché.
Why it’s pointless to mother-hen Red Hood…
Jason [to the rest of the Batfamily]: Look, uh, I appreciate your enthusiasm. Really, I do. It’s always nice to hear from family. But for your own good, I strongly suggest you get a life.
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