Dropping your little brother off on his first day at Gotham Academy be like…
Maps [about Damian]: That’s your brother standing on top of that gargoyle? He’s so cool!
Tim: Yeah. He thinks so.
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Woman: You don’t remember me?
Dick: Honestly, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a girl say that…
Dick: *walks into the Batcave wearing the 80′s version of his Nightwing suit*
Dick: Well, excuse me, my fashion-impaired siblings. I am here to tell you that collars are back.
Jason: And that, this time, they’ve ganged up to form one giant, super collar!
Robin: You are the worst crime fighter ever, Todd!
Red Hood: You know, I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm, and a severely bruised Adam’s apple, but that really hurt.
When your little brother’s just a little too attached to his pets…
Damian: *enters the Batcave carrying Alfred the Cat and pulling Batcow by a leash*
Damian: Can you take a cat and a cow to the theater?
Jason: Uhhh, no?
Tim: Of course not.
Damian: Okay. I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else.
Finding Nightwing and Red Robin in your safe house be like…
Dick: *rummaging through cabinets and drawers*
Jason: …
Jason: I gave you a pass-key for emergencies.
Tim: We were out of Doritos.
Hitching a ride with your father figure be like…
Batman: Jason, there is no smoking in the Batmobile.
Red Hood: In that case, I have to go to the bathroom.
Tim: *rushing into the room* Damian! Please tell me you didn’t tell Tam about what happened between Lynx and me.
Damian: *getting off the phone* I’m sorry. Was I not supposed to?
When comic book writers keep changing their minds…
Tim [about Dick and Barbara]: I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.
Dick: Yeah. There’s been a little change of plans. We’re breaking up instead.
Collateral damage on the job…
Dick: You broke a little girl’s leg?
Tim: I know. It was an accident. I feel horrible, okay?
Jason: *mockingly picks up a newspaper and reads it* Says here a Muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night. Where exactly were you around ten-ish?
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