When the next Crisis pits you against Darkseid’s family…
Red Hood [to Red Robin]: *whispering* Next time you hear me say our family is messed up, remind me that we could be tyrannical Apokoliptian creeps.
And that’s putting it nicely, Jay.
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Imagine: Jason.
Batman: *enters the Batcave, half-naked in a singed and tattered Batsuit*
Batman: *heads directly to the Batcomputer, limping, dripping blood on the ground*
Nightwing:
Red Robin:
Robin:
Alfred:
Red Hood: Did you get in a tickle fight with Edward Scissorhands?
Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin: *squabbling after a mission gone awry*
Red Hood: What’s done is done! *slams fist on the table*
Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:
Red Hood: All that matters now, all that’s ever mattered, is that we’re together.
Red Hood: So, shut up and drink your beer.
Cue Nightwing bringing out two juice boxes.
When Batman gets a “conventional” cellphone…
Batman: *scrolling*
Batman: Hn.
Batman [to Superman]: What’s a “dad bod”?
There’s a whole new world for you to learn, Dark Knight.
We all have that one brother…
Nightwing: *redialling Red Hood’s number for the sixteenth time in a row* Why isn’t he picking up?
Red Robin: Because he’s a jerk. Not breaking news.
Dick [to the Batfamily]: We know Bruce Wayne isn’t going to win any “No. 1 Dad” awards, but damn if he wasn’t there when we needed him.
Jason: …
He tried, Jay. (But the fans did vote.)
When your brother tells you that, he’s sorry, but he can’t go on patrol with you tonight…
Red Robin [to Red Hood, on the Comm Link]: You’ve been kicked, bit, scratched, stabbed, possessed, killed. And you sprain your freakin’ elbow?
After finding out that your brother crashed the Batmobile…
Tim [to Jason]: It’s “just a car”? Wow, you really have gone dark.
When you come face to face with the tyrannical ruler of Apokolips…
Red Robin: Nice work back there. “Look at me, Bitch!”?
Red Hood: Well, hey, you got another snappy one-liner? I’m all ears.
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