Discussing the tumultuous “situation” with Red Hood…
Superman: Why are you desperately trying to put your family together when a part of it is so clearly broken?
Batman: The definition of the word “broken” suggests that something can be fixed.
Also, they’re all kinda broken.
While Nightwing recuperates from a nasty encounter with Red Hood…
Tim [to Dick]: Remind me to beat some sense into our brother once you’re healthy.
Damian [to Tim]: Remind me to remind you to get in line.
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They’re pretty protective of their eldest.
Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: *walks out of his bedroom*
Damian: *hanging upside down from the ceiling* Hello, Drake. You look well. I aim to change that.
Come on, Dami. It’s, like, 4 AM.
When your little brother becomes a little too protective of you after finding out about your recent mission to the desert..
Robin [to Red Hood]: I don’t care if we have to get you a leash, Todd, that is your last trip to Qurac.
When asked what keeps him going…
Batman: I’ve given up on giving up. It’s an affliction.
Mornings at the Manor…
Dick: *sulking*
Bruce: *reading the business section of the Gotham Gazette*
Alfred: *taking Tim’s groggy face out of a cup of coffee he was trying to drink*
Jason: *cooking waffles while whistling an 80’s tune*
Damian: *doing one-finger push-ups with Alfred the Cat on his back*
Dick: I know I’m the only one in this house who actually drinks milk, but would it kill any of you to make sure it’s actually on the grocery list?
Red Robin: *watches on the Batcomputer as a fight breaks out between Nightwing, Red Hood, and Robin, and Black Mask’s men after a negotiation gone awry*
Red Robin: *sighs*
Red Robin: *puts on his cowl and revs his motorcycle*
Red Robin: If I had a dollar for every mess this family’s gotten me into…
You’d be the CEO of Wayne Enterprises, Timmy! Oh, wait.
When your little brother first moves into Wayne Manor…
Jason: Who the heck are you?
Damian: You must be the help. My bags are in the Batmobile. Get them, will you?
Cue heavy rainfall and dramatic lighting…
Red Hood: You are beyond pathetic, Dick!
Nightwing: Who’s more pathetic? The one who sees hope to make our family whole? Or the coward who can only see the world through his own fear?
Superman: *looks around at all the mementos in the Batcave*
Superman: *grins* You are a sentimental fool.
Batman: *looks at the glass casing through his peripheral vision*
Batman: Perhaps. But I’ve lasted this long in spite of it, haven’t I?
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