Damian: You stand accused of betraying your own family as the Red Hood, Todd. How do you plead?
Jason: I plead you to shut up.
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Would you at least let him finish eating his breakfast first, Dami?
Tag: incorrect batfamily quotes
Talon/Owlman/Deathstroke: Stand with me or fall with him. Choose, son.
Nightwing: I will always choose Batman.
When you’re expecting Man-Bat, but get someone else instead…
Detective Bard [to Batman]: I beg your pardon, but I was expecting someone… furry-er.
Bruce: How long you are you going to hate me, Jason?
Jason: Hmm. You left me in a wooden box for 17 years. Twice that seems like a good start.
Red Hood: *handcuffed to the Redbird*
Red Robin: I wanted to make sure I had a fail-safe just in case, as Bruce expected, you started acting like you.
(In my mind, Tim still uses the Redbird.)
Grounding Robin from patrol be like…
Damian: This is not a democracy!
Bruce: You’re quite right. This is family.
Dick: You don’t make it easy to love you, little brother.
Damian: And yet you are obstinate in your desire to do so. -Tt-
And you know you wuv him back, Dami.
Red Hood: Loud, shiny, hideous.
Nightwing: You talking about my suit or something else?
Red Hood: Why, are you feeling insecure?
Dick, insecure about that phenomenal 80’s get-up? Oh, please.
Why you don’t hide Damian’s things…
Damian: *wearing his Robin uniform in the kitchen*
Dick: *chokes on his cereal*
Jason: *pinches his nose to stifle his laughter*
Tim: What the f…
Damian: Perhaps I’m not making myself clear here. This is a threat.
Superman: *whooshes into the Batcave, frowning, arms crossed*
Superman: You don’t look well.
Batman: *coughing up blood, being stitched up by Alfred*
Batman: Well, only this morning I had a mystical dagger embedded in my chest, so I’d say I’m holding myself together quite well.
You know it’s just another Tuesday for him, Clark.
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