Breaking into Arkham Asylum…
Red Robin: Why are they all staring at you?
Red Hood: I’m kind of a big deal around here.
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Living in Gotham City be like…
Civilian:
Batman:
Civilian: …
Batman: *perched on apartment window* I’m not in the habit of knocking.
Criminal: *Batcuffed* I’m supposed to fear you, too?!
Red Hood: *standing beside Batman* It would be better for you if you did.
Damian: The only thing delicate about you is your ego, Todd!
Jason: When placed beside the behemoth size of yours? Sure.
Nightwing: What happened to the brother I used to know? The one who laughed in the face of death?
Red Hood: That’s a lot easier to do when you haven’t died once already.
Cue awkward silence.
Bruce/Selina: I’m sorry… This just all sounds very…
Selina/Bruce: Intimate? Yeah, it’s a marriage.
When Mr. Timothy Drake finally asks Ms. Tamara Fox on a proper date…
Dick: Where’s Tim?
Jason: He’s busy being a man.
Dear Red Hood…
“There’s more to life than the pain the Joker made you feel. A cold beer, a slow song, a good friend. There are good things, Jason, and you need to see that, too. There’s no real peace in revenge.”
Red Hood [to Black Mask]: You know, I can give you a list of people who’ve underestimated me. None of them have done it a second time.
GCPD rooftop…
Nightwing: *applying a tourniquet to Red Robin’s bleeding leg*
Red Hood: *doing a quick ammo inventory*
Robin: *perched on the ledge, on the lookout*
Batman: Jim. Good evening.
Commissioner Gordon: *lights a cigarette*
Commissioner Gordon: First thing I learned working with your family is that, wherever you people go, threats and bloodshed seem to follow. So, just stay out of the GCPD’s way and try not to kill anyone.
Yeaaahhh… not gonna happen, Jim. Ain’t that what the Batsignal beside you’s for?
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