Timothy Drake being “positive”: Actually, I wrote a list of 100 reasons why I suck, but I stopped at 97.
Good for you, Timmy.
Tag: incorrect batfamily quotes
Crashing into your brother’s apartment post-patrol to borrow a shirt…
Red Hood [to Dick]: I get all the history lessons that I need just by looking at your wardrobe.
On why he was at odds with the rest of the Batfamily for a long time…
Red Hood: But then I realized that it wasn’t fair of me to pour all of my bitterness and resentment into one family member.
When one of your rogues weighs in on your situation after witnessing your sons bickering en route to the GCPD…
Batman [to Harley Quinn]: Your medical help is appreciated, but your family counseling is not.
When your super best friend visits you at the Manor…
Tim [to Kon]: I’d give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today.
Well, have you seen your room, Timmy? Kind of hard to tell the clean clothes from the dirty ones…
When you get reprimanded for eating a potentially shoe-crushed Gummy Bear from the floor…
Jason: I’m not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer.
Visiting your eldest brother in Blüdhaven be like…
Red Hood: Officer, can I read you your rights?
Officer Grayson: …
Red Robin: *wraps his arms around Dick from behind, effectively restraining him*
Robin: *jumps into Dick’s arms, entrapping the man further*
Red Hood: *grins* You have the right to remain hugged. And you have the right to remain missed.
Visiting your eldest brother in Blüdhaven be like…
Red Hood: Officer, can I read you your rights?
Officer Grayson: …
Red Robin: *wraps his arms around Dick from behind, effectively restraining him*
Robin: *jumps into Dick’s arms, entrapping the man further*
Red Hood: *grins* You have the right to remain hugged. And you have the right to remain missed.
Damian: Brothers don’t call brothers “pathetic”, Todd.
Jason: But what do brothers do when another brother is taking a shower with a cat?
So he loves his pets a little too much, Jay. Leave him alone.
When your brother claims to no longer have any ill feelings towards you…
Tim: Jason, you stole my toothpaste while I was using it. That’s vindictive.
incorrect-batfamily-quotes 