Coaching your brother on how to be a “more effective vigilante”…
Damian: No, Drake. Menacing. You look like a person whose kid just struck out.
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Jason eating his first meal since coming out of the Lazarus Pit be like…
Talia: Okay, I’m glad you’re human and are again able to experience the concept of flavor, but can you at least dial down the noises?
Batman’s Guide to Riding the Batmobile with Him…
Batman: Relax, sit tight, and most importantly, shut your mouth.
Watching “Dawn of the Dead” at the Manor…
Tim: See how that group of survivors barricaded themselves inside of a mall?
Damian: Yeah?
Tim: You’re what’s outside of the mall.
And that’s why Red Robin went on patrol that night with scratches on his face.
Watching “Dawn of the Dead” at the Manor…
Tim: See how that group of survivors barricaded themselves inside of a mall?
Jason: Yeah?
Tim: You’re what’s outside of the mall.
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And Jason’s like, “Well, he’s not wrong…”
Final showdown in “Under the Hood” be like…
Batman: Why are you doing this, Jason?
Red Hood: Daddy issues! Megalomania! Greed!
Red Hood: Wow, that felt really good to get off my chest.
Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: I don’t have post-traumatic stress! I have post-traumatic ennui! Post-traumatic defeatism! Post-traumatic “What’s the point?”!
Jason was just asking if you wanted more sugar for your coffee, sweetie…
Recently discovered Lazarus Pit side effects…
Red Hood: I was a dead, alabaster bad-ass, Alf!
Alfred: I am performing open-heart surgery on you without anesthesia, Master Jason. You are beyond “bad-ass”.
Remember Nightwing’s pregnancy scare?
Jason [to Dick]: I know that you’ll be a good father, Dick. A really good one. Because you’re tough, and you’re kind, and you’re smart.
Jason: And if you tell anyone that I said that, I will deny it.
Commissioner Gordon: *sensing that Batman’s behind him* If I had a dollar for every dramatic entrance…
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