Batman and the Robins, a summary…
Bruce: You think they’re listening, and then they do the exact opposite of what you say.
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“Robin War” be like…
Nightwing and Red Hood: *arguing on a rooftop*
Red Robin and Robin: …
Robin: Are they really having a pun-off?
Red Robin: You bet.
Anyone to any Robin: Are you actively trying to die?!
They got it from their father.
Batman: I don’t need a warrant to break in.
Alfred: But this Bruce Wayne does. *hands him an invitation to Lex Luthor’s Metropolitan Library gala*
Because sometimes you actually have to be Bruce, Bruce.
“How to Win an Argument” by Jason Peter Todd…
Dick: Just tell me you’re wrong!
Jason: You’re wrong.
Jason [to Bruce]: Whatever I did, I have proof that I didn’t do it.
Jay, you know that ain’t gonna fly with Batdad.
When your son’s pretty chummy with “Fun Uncle Supes”…
Bruce [to Dick]: Clark is inviting you to lunch at the Fortress.
Bruce: Hn.
Bruce: The good thing is, I get to come, too.
Red Hood: I’ll admit that I have done a lot of things that I’m not proud of… Wait, that’s not true. I’m proud of most of the things I do.
Like dying? Is that why you mention it so much, Jay?
Damian: Todd, I’m starting to find you acceptable again.
Jason: Oh. Well, then we’re hanging out too much.
Because surveilling is caring…
Jason [to Tim]: Did you really put Tam under surveillance before you asked her out? Timbo, I underestimated you.
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