When your bedroom’s undergoing major repairs after a sparring session with your super best friend goes awry…
Damian [to Bruce]: There is no way that I’m sleeping in Drake’s room for the weekend, Father! It smells like old milk in there!
Tim: Hey, if I could find it, I’d clean it up!
Mornings at the Manor…
Dick: *staring at his cereal bowl*
Dick: Timmy! There’s a message in my Alphabits! It says, “Oooooo”!
Tim: Dick, those are Cheerios.
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Go back to sleep, Dick. You clearly need more of it.
Meeting Batman’s “blood son” for the first time…
Alfred: Master Damian, you cannot leave the table until you’ve finished your Lobster Thermidor.
Damian: Well, then, I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you’ve got a good forty years on me, old man!
Timothy Jackson Drake, a saga…
Batman: Robin. Are you sleeping while on patrol?
Robin: Uh, uh… No! There’s, uh… a… bug in my eye and I’m trying to suffocate it.
When you find out that the tracking device you found on your suit helps your little brother sleep at night…
Dick: You’re having separation anxiety, Damian. Admit it.
Damian: -Tt-
Damian: I admit, I sleep better with that little red dot telling me where you are.
When you discover a tracking device in your suit…
Dick: You’re having separation anxiety, Damian. Admit it.
Damian: -Tt-
Damian: I admit, I sleep better with that little red dot telling me where you are.
The biggest lie Batman ever told himself: I’ve already had one Robin. Another won’t be a problem.
“How to Encourage Your Little Brother” by Jason Peter Todd…
Jason: Damian, you can do anything.
Jason: … Without a height requirement.
So, did you just wake up with two black eyes, Jay, or… ?
At the Airport…
Batman: Don’t worry about looking in my bag. I pack to deceive.
Security: *nervous chuckle*
You couldn’t just ride the Batwing, Bruce?
Batman: Jason, where are you going?
Red Hood: To cross a line.
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