Tim: Jason’s in jail.

Dick: What’d he do?

Tim: The same crap he normally does, except to a judge.

At Red Hood’s safe house…

Damian: *pounds on the door*

Jason: *opens the door*

Damian: Todd, your cell phone was off.

Jason: Because I didn’t want to be disturbed.

Damian: Well, that didn’t work out, now did it?

A very embarrassed Damian Wayne be like: I never admit defeat. However, on an unrelated topic, I’m never getting out of this bed again.

Trying to bond with Robin be like…

Damian: So, what are we watching? “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants”? Gross.

Steph: Hey, I happen to love this movie.

Damian: Fine, let’s watch it. Maybe all our periods will synchronize. -Tt-

When you find out that Robin’s been giving Spoiler pieces of candy for displaying “good behavior”…

Tim: Damian, you can’t train my girlfriend like some sort of lab rat!

Damian: Actually, as it turns out, I can.

Tim: Well, you shouldn’t.

Undercover missions with resident Batfamily “fashion icon”, Richard John Grayson…

Jason: Will you take that stupid red hat off?

Dick: No! I want to blend in.

Jason: To what? “Toy Story”?

Why the rest of the Batfamily finds it pointless to argue with Robin…

Damian: You know me to be very intelligent. Don’t you think that if I were wrong, I’d know it?

When you find out that Bruce’s planning to send your youngest brother to Summer Camp…

Dick: *does meditative yoga poses while hanging upside down from the chandelier*

Jason: *lies down on the couch, tucks his arms behind his head, and kicks off his boots*

Tim: *sighs contentedly, takes a little sip of his coffee, and stares dreamily out the window*

Jason: Just imagine… If the brat says yes, we’ll have an entire summer without him.

Dick: We could play outside.

Jason: We could sit on the left side of the couch.

Tim: I could use the bathroom at 8:20!

Dick: Our dreams are very small, aren’t they?

Upon returning to the Manor after a mission abroad…

Red Hood: *sees Batgirl jump into Nightwing’s arms to hug him*

Red Hood: Dammit, I should have gone over and said we were back.

Red Robin: *rolls eyes* Yeah, it was “first come, first serve”.

So, this is embarrassing…

But I just discovered that I can accidentally delete some of my posts while I’m dozing off (and have done so). Apparently, my thumb lands so perfectly on the trash bin icon on my phone sometimes. Yikes.