Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: *enters the kitchen soot-covered, with burnt hair, and in singed pajamas*
Bruce:
Alfred:
Dick:
Jason: *tries to stifle his laughter*
Damian:
Tim [to Damian]: Can we agree that throwing stuff at your brother is generally considered unacceptable and probably illegal?
He, um, figured it’d wake you up since your alarm wouldn’t.
Red Hood [to Batman]: You may be right, but that does not make me wrong!
Guess who won the Robins’ Rock, Paper, Scissiors battle to not take care of a flu-ridden Batman on patrol night (while Alfred’s on vacation)…
Dick: *hurriedly changing into his Nightwing suit*
Dick [to Jason, Tim, and Damian]: I survived Bruce for over 75 years. You guys can handle him for one itty bitty night.
Red Hood [to Batman]: Did your cowl come with that scowl? Or was that extra?
Lighten up, Bruce! There’s no need to tell Clark to keep Bizarro from hanging out with your son.
When you realize that there are more important things in life than celebrating your brand new safe house (such as making sure your brother gets some help)…
Tim: I just wanted to bring you and Roy some macaroons as a safe house-warming gift.
Jason: Thank you very much, Timbo. Where are the, um, macaroons?
Tim: I ate them on my motorcycle while sobbing at a stoplight.
At a Batfamily pre-mission pep talk…
Nightwing: The point is we need to be there for our family.
Spoiler: I couldn’t agree more. FYI, Jason’s gone.
When you just want your brother out of a cave and under some sunlight for once…
Jason: Hey, Timbo! How about we get some sushi from that new place across the Daily Planet?
Tim: That won’t fill the void in me.
But at least you’ll have something other than caffeine running through your system, Timmy.
Tim: *sobbing in front of the Batcomputer*
Dick: It’s obvious what we have to do.
Jason: Yeah. Teach him to cry in the shower like a normal person.
Asking your brother to be one of the Best Men at your wedding be like…
Jason [to Dick/Tim/Damian]: So, I get to put on a suit and talk about how great you are? I was hoping to avoid that until your funeral.
Assuming Tim and Damian ever reach adulthood in the mainstream DC continuity, that is.
Teaming up with someone you’ve been secretly crushing on to investigate a case be like…
At a neighboring mansion…
Tim: *rings the buzzer*
Tam: *notices the silhouette of a sexy woman approaching the door from within*
Tam: *rolls her eyes* Let me guess. Another “neighbor with your mail”?
Tim: No. You’re the only woman I’m stalking
in this neighborhood, I promise.
Wait, did he just say that out loud?
It’s okay, Timmy. She found it adorable.
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