Red Hood: When are you going to start trusting me?
Batman: When you stop getting arrested.
Tag: incorrect batfamily quotes
Any member of the Batfamily: This team has compromised me in ways that I never even knew existed!
Jason: Want me to cry? I’ll cut up onions and think about Bruce.
Red Robin: With the new comes possibility! Excitement!
Red Robin: And, of course, anxiety, and that anxiety can sometimes eat you alive. That is, unless you eat it first.
“How to Quickly End Bruce’s ‘Lectures’ during Patrol using Sarcasm” by Jason Peter Todd…
Red Hood [to Batman]: *on the Comm Link* You’re going to have to speak a little slower. And in a different language.
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And the waiting list for an autographed copy is Wayne Manor hallway-long.
Just received an order from the Watchtower written legibly on… a green construct?
When you should know better than to leave your stuff lying around…
Red Hood: *horrified*
Spoiler: 🙂
Red Hood: *HORRIFIED*
Spoiler: 😀
Red Hood: You did not just bedazzle my helmet!
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason: Don’t beat yourself up, Timmy. That’s my job.
“How to Quickly End Bruce’s ‘Lectures’ during Patrol using Sarcasm” by Jason Peter Todd…
Red Hood [to Batman]: *on the Comm Link* You’re going to have to speak a little slower. And in a different language.
And the waiting list for an autographed copy is Wayne Manor hallway-long.
Red Hood [to Batman]: The scariest skeleton in my closet is you!
Yup, not even his own dea – Wait, hold on – Okay, yeah. Not even.
(Post-sparring session) Mornings at the Manor…
Jason: *examines the bruises on his face using the back of a spoon*
Tim: *grabs an ice pack from the freezer*
Damian: *walks in and heads straight for the analgesics Alfred left on the counter*
Jason: How is that pain on your neck?
Tim: He just walked into the kitchen.
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