Dick: Hey, I wanted to talk to you about Bruce.
Jason: Do you really want to talk about him or do you just feel obligated to? Because you’re not. We’re cool.
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Jason: You think when we have kids of our own, we’re gonna mess them up? You ever think about that?
Jason: Dick.
Dick: Huh? Oh, sorry. I was just thinking about what kids of yours would be like.
Jason: Oh, what? Just attractive and intelligent, and just overall awesome.
Dick: So, they’ll take after your wife.
Tim: What are you doing tomorrow?
Tam: Um, it’s my first day off. Nothing. I’m sleeping.
Tim: Do it with me.
Tim: The – the nothing part! Obviously not – not the sleeping part.
Smooth, Timothy.
Mornings at the Manor…
Jason: Hey, there you are. Want some eggs?
Tim: No, I don’t.
Jason: Good, ‘cause I only made enough for me.
Oracle [Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin]: *on the Comm Link* Just soak some hot towels in household vinegar. Apply the compress for twenty minutes, two to four times a day. You’ll all be fine by next week, although you’ll all still be idiots.
Nightwing: You’d make a great older brother.
Superboy [about Red Hood]: So, you and your brother seem pretty different.
Red Robin: On a good day, very different.
Nightwing: Sometimes you have to meet family halfway, even if you don’t know where they’re coming from.
Red Hood: *overheard from across the hall* Yeah, Bruce.
Red Hood: So, we agree to disagree?
Batman: Like we always do.
Jason [about Steph]: Look, if you like her, then ask her out.
Tim: Did she tell you to tell me that?
Jason: Yes, by the giant coin, before the family meeting.
Batman [to any of his rogues]: You spent the week scheming and committing crimes. I don’t respect what you did, but I can certainly exploit someone like you.
To catch others who scheme and commit crimes. To be fair, a pretty efficient system for Bats.
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