Dick: When are you gonna take time to be a kid?
Damian: In my mid-20’s, like you.
Dick: I’d ask Bruce to ground you for that, but then I wouldn’t have anyone to play with.
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On Damian’s first day at Gotham Academy…
Bruce: *frantic* Alfred, what are you talking about? I put everything he had into his backpack! What did I forget?
Alfred: His backpack, Master Bruce.
Or that one time Bruce went into Dad Mode.
Nightwing: You know, some people appreciate my sense of humor.
Batman: Hn. Some people appreciate Crocs.
Ha! Who’s got a sense of humor now, Dick?
Words of wisdom from Jason Peter Todd: Put your money in your sock, never eat from a cart, and never ever trust anyone like me.
Jason: *coming out of a Starbucks* You know I almost punched a guy in there because he grabbed my coffee by mistake?
Tim: That sounds like a worthy fight to me!
When your best friend talks a-mile-a-minute…
Dick: Wally, I don’t care what weird stuff you’re into! I just need your advice.
When Batman laughs in “Red Hood and the Outlaws #6” (2016)…
Red Hood: Please stop being so nice to me. It’s making me feel very uncomfortable. Thanks.
“Batman and Robin #23” (2009)…
Bruce [about Jason]: I should go talk to him.
Dick: Isn’t prison punishment enough?
Mornings at the Manor…
3:30 AM…
Jason: *yawns*
Jason: *turns on kitchen light*
Jason: *heads to the refrigerator to get some milk*
Jason: You’re up early.
Tim: *hanging upside down from the ceiling*
Tim: *staring blankly ahead*
Tim: That would be assuming that I went to sleep.
Wayne Enterprises CEOs be like…
Bruce: Should we buy this country club then?
Tim: I love the fact that I can’t tell if you’re kidding or not.
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