Mission debriefing…
Batman: *scrolling through the previous night’s news headlines on the Batcomputer*
Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin:
Batman: *sighs*
Red Hood: What could we do? It’s not like we could just walk into a criminal enterprise and start looking around.
Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin: *erupt in obnoxious laughter*
Keep your father’s white hairs coming, boys. Keep ‘em coming.
When your brotherly instincts kick in…
Tim: I guess that’s why I want to protect the little guy, too.
Jason: Well, you don’t get any more little than Damian.
Not that Robin needs it, but that’s awfully sweet of you, boys. (Maybe just don’t let him hear you talking about him.)
When you find an unexpected guest in your youngest brother’s room at the Manor…
Red Hood: *slumped on the couch in Damian’s room* He’s eleven. I’m babysitting. I can’t leave him alone.
Tim: You were scared to travel at night by yourself.
Red Hood: Shouldn’t you be sleeping?
Well, if there were a billion-dollar contract out for your capture, wouldn’t you be?
Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: Yeah, well, I have a plan.
Red Robin: Dick, dodging bullets is not a “plan”!
Batman (Terry): *setting up to do a two-man escape maneuver* Last time you did this?
Batman (Bruce): Hn. Thirty years ago?
Batman (Terry): Wow. I’m not even twenty yet.
Nightwing: *gestures to Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin* We’re Robins. We’re never out of options.
Yeah. Even when they’re either dead or “dead”.
Nightwing: *yelling over the commotion while dodging bullets and beating up criminals* I’m dying to sing “Under the Sea” right now, but I’m not, so there, maturity!
Now that Red Robin’s back…
Robin: Drake. You might hear that I yelled at you a lot when you were “dead”. I was just motivating you.
See? He cares.
Now that Red Robin’s back…
Robin: Drake. You might hear that I yelled at you a lot when you were “dead”. I was just motivating you.
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See? He cares.
Red Hood: I have been arrested so many times that a police car is basically my Uber.
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