Tim: *crying* I can’t believe Steph dumped me.
Jason: Now, now, Timbo. Girls come and go, but you’ll always have your family.
Tim: *cries even harder* Ahhhh!
Jason: *also starts crying* You’re right! You’re right!
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Dropping the Robins off at Gotham Academy…
Alfred: *wipes away tears and sighs* Your first day at your father’s former school.
Bruce: Tim, have fun. Jason, don’t!
He just doesn’t want you to end up expelled like he did. (Also, are you sure you want Tim to have “fun” at a place full of conspiracies, Bruce? Also-also, you know that Jason’s idea of fun is scouring the library for classics, right?)
Superman: Hey, fathers are allowed to keep some secrets.
Batman: Hn. Like which Robin’s their favorite.
Dick: *hurriedly putting on his Nightwing suit* Damian, Tim could be seriously hurt or worse! We have to do something!
Damian: You’re right. *grabs the remote* Let’s watch TV.
Catching up on modern-day literature be like…
Jason: *throws his copy of “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” against the wall* No man should have to outlive his fictional wizard!
Superman: Bruce, admit it. You just can’t say no to anyone. That’s why you have eight kids.
… And counting.
Judge: I sentence you to life –
Jason “John Doe” Todd: You moron, I’m already alive.
Judge: – in prison!
Bruce: *looking at old photographs with Alfred* My sons used to be so cute.
Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian: Used to?
Bruce: Hn. Deal with it.
When your adoptive father sends you to a remote jungle to find your older brother…
Red Robin: Okay. *takes a deep breath*
Red Robin: I’m one of the smartest people in the world.
Red Robin: *swatting at giant leaves and mosquitoes* Then why is it so difficult to locate that 225-pound wiseass???
Jay owes you coffee big time, Timmy.
Batman: Cat, I have a ring in my utility bel–
Catwoman: Bruce, you will not propose me to me while you are strapped to an electric chair and I am up to my eyeballs in gunk!
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