Robin: Todd, thank you for saving my life out there today.
Red Hood: Little D, are we becoming friends?
Robin: Now you ruined it!
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Damian: *blocking the entrance to Wayne Manor* Todd, you are no longer part of this family.
Red Hood: But I lived here.
Damian: So did a possum in the rafters.
Batman: Alfred, I was totally fine before Dick came into my life.
Alfred: With all due respect, Master Bruce, you were a dumpster fire.
While on patrol…
Batman [on the Comm Link]: Tim, what’s your status?
Red Robin: Scared, anxious, worried.
Damian: Grayson, I owe you my life, my riches, my firstborn.
Dick: Your pets?
Damian: Not them.
When you’re in the middle of a mission and your little brother tells you to shut up (or else)…
Red Robin: Robin, I don’t think muttering calculations makes me less efficient.
When Batman tells you to re-evaluate your life decisions and keep an open mind…
Red Hood: My mind is so open that a lot of bad thoughts are coming in!
When your adoptive son gets insecure…
Bruce: Dick, I wasn’t prepared to raise a kid like you. There’s no manual on how to raise a child who just lost both his parents. If there were, I would have read it a hundred times, cover-to-cover, because I loved you from the moment you stepped into the Manor. I just didn’t know how to show you.
… So you just encouraged him to fight crime alongside you? (Also, be careful, Batman. Declarations of love to Nightwing earn you the biggest tackle-hugs.)
When you finally go on a date with that mysterious hottie you met on Tinder…
You: *batting eyelashes* Just tell me a story from your life that highlights your unique personality.
Jason: I once spent a year without touching a door knob.
Until his younger brother broke him out of wherever he was at the time using an override code that expired at midnight.
After giving Batman a status update…
Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: I’d take my comms out, too, if I were you. He sounded mad.
Red Hood: *click*
Red Robin: *click*
Robin: -Tt- *click*
Wow. You boys didn’t even give it a second thought.
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