Entering Robin’s room be like…
Jason: *whispering* It’s quiet.
Tim: *hissing* Of course it’s quiet. It’s a trap.
Damian: *a pair of narrowed eyes in the shadows*
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my incorrect #hashtags (so far…)
batman in love – Bruce, Selina, and their sappy, unconventional relationship
- big brother of the year – mostly Jason being both the best and the worst older brother
- family patrol nights – because they are as dorky as they are bad-ass
- grumpy old kid – because Damian
- hug monster – just Dick doing what he does best
- mornings at the manor – the sitcom of my dreams
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- nights on the rooftop – for all those times Jim ended up talking to the air behind him
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Update: caffeinated crusader – because Get some sleep, Timothy
Jason: What’s odd is you wanting to date our fath- Bruce!
Selina: Why’s that odd?
Jason: Because you’re you! And he’s, um –
Selina: Handsome, mysterious, successful, a genius…
Jason: Like, one of those, tops.
Why Batman sometimes dreads going on out-of-town Justice League missions (or, you know, dying)…
Bruce [to Alfred]: I take my eye off the ball for one minute and I’ve got one kid in a coma, one with a black eye, and one running a crime ring!
The GCPD closing in be like…
♫ ♩ Bat Boys, Bat Boys
Whatcha gonna do?♪ ♫
♬ Whatcha gonna do
When they come for you? ♫ ♩
Batman [to Red Hood]: With the clarity of one recently risen from the dead, you are being a grade A tool, Jason.
So, remember that time when Dick was Batman and Damian was Robin and Jason was giving ‘em the most frustrating time ever?
Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: How the heck are you going to get on a train going 90 miles an hour, Dick?
Nightwing: I presume with great caution.
Remember that time you trained while blindfolded with him, Timmy? Yeah. (Train-ed. Get it?)
When Batman asks if one of you could hack into a supervillain’s mainframe computer while he’s on an off-planet mission…
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: I don’t know what to do. You’re normally the person in charge of these situations.
Red Robin: Well, not while I’m hanging off a train!
*shrugs* Try Robin?
Dick [to Bruce]: See, you throw science at things that should be emotional.
Red Hood: *struggling to disarm motion-triggered, exploding handcuffs with a lock-pick*
Red Robin: *swiftly removes his handcuffs once the henchman leaves the room and starts working on Jason’s*
Red Hood: What th-
Red Robin: Remember when you called me a “nerd” before? Get ready to apologize.
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