Who needs TV when you’ve got family?
Dick: *brings in freshly popped popcorn from the kitchen*
Jason: *plumps up two beanbags on the floor*
Dick: *sinks into a beanbag* I love watching Tim and Damian try to work together.
Jason: *munching on popcorn* Yeah, it’s like if Alien and Predator decided to go partners in a Jamba Juice.
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Dick: I missed you so much that I couldn’t concentrate in school and I got an “F”, Bruce!
Bruce: This is dated two weeks ago.
Dick: Oh, sorry. *takes out a crumpled slip of paper from his pocket* Here’s a fresh one.
Really, Richard? It had nothing to do with Robin’s secret patrols with Superman?
Regaling your older brother with stories from your Poetry Class be like…
Damian: … and, one night, we spoke only in lines from famous poems, Todd.
Jason: Because I could not stop for Death, he kindly stopped for me.
Damian: Hn. Emily Dickson?
Jason: Nah. I was just describing my day.
Tim: Jason is more than a brother to me. He’s the reason I get up in the morning because he injects coffee into the back of my head at six in the morning.
Jason, nuh-uh *confiscates syringe*. And, Timothy, why?
Imagine: Big brother Dick, to a rough-around-the-edges Damian.
Because we owe a lot of Little D’s character development to Big D.
Red Robin: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much am I going to hate this little plan of yours?
Red Hood: About an 85.
Red Robin: Oh, good.
DC, please give them their own series together.
Red Robin: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much am I going to hate this little plan of yours?
Red Hood: About an 85.
Red Robin: Oh, good.
DC, please give them their own series together.
Jason: Look, I’ll tell you whatever you want so long as you get me some batarangs from your father’s stash.
Damian: I’m ten, not stupid.
Jason: Look, I’ll tell you whatever you want so long as you get me some batarangs from your father’s stash.
Damian: I’m ten, not stupid.
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