Tag: incorrect batfamily quotes

When you’re doing surveillance and bored out of your mind and your little brother’s “lectures” aren’t helping…

Robin: What are you doing now, Todd?

Red Hood: *rolling up a piece of paper* Making a straw.

Robin: Why?

Red Hood: So I can shoot you with a spitball.

Robin: You’re not going to do that, and I’ll tell you why. This is a mission, I am your partner, and you’re going to treat me with the prop – *chokes a bit* You shot your spit in my mouth!

Red Hood: Is this gonna be a long night? Because I don’t think I could do that again.

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Dick: *decides to move on from being Robin and become Nightwing* 

Bruce: Is there anything I can say?

Dick: You can give me your word that you’ll be just as hard on my successor as you were on me. 

Bruce: You have my word.

Red Hood, upon hearing this anecdote: Why, that little piece of sh–

Visiting your eldest brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…

Jason: *comes out of the bathroom bewildered*

Jason: Four-ply?! If his butt is so delicate, why doesn’t Dick just use an angora rabbit?

Damian: For starters, they shed and bite.

Visiting your eldest brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…

Jason: *comes out of the bathroom bewildered*

Jason: Four-ply?! If his butt is so delicate, why doesn’t Dick just use an angora rabbit?

Damian: For starters, they shed and bite.

When you visit your eldest brother’s Blüdhaven apartment and ask him (authoritatively) to pick up after himself…

Damian: Why are you being a baby, Grayson?

Dick: I’m not a baby! I’m a grown man and I made my bed! Now where’s my Coco Crunch?

When you visit your eldest brother’s Blüdhaven apartment and ask him (authoritatively) to pick up after himself…

Damian: Why are you being a baby, Grayson?

Dick: I’m not a baby! I’m a grown man and I made my bed! Now where’s my Coco Crunch?

When it’s your last night at the Manor before you go back to your own safe house and your little brother’s being a creep…

Jason:

Jason: *eyelids fluttering*

Jason: *eyes wide open*

Damian:

Jason:

Damian: I’m listening to you snore. I’m wondering how I’ll ever sleep without it.

Jason: If it helps you sleep, then why are you perched on my bedpost staring at me like a tiny boogeyman?

Damian: Really, Todd? Insults? After I spent two hours in your closet waiting for you to fall asleep?