Tag: incorrect batfamily quotes

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When your brothers ask you what Batman’s mission-send-off hug was like…

Red Hood: *dazed* It was firm but tender…

Nightwing: *smirking*

Red Hood: I saw through space and time for a moment…

Red Robin and Robin: *giggling and elbowing each other*

Red Hood: But that’s not the point!!!

Nightwing, Red Robin and Robin: full-on belly laughter*

You know you miss those hugs, Li’l Wing.

The day Damian wayne giggles is the day dc dies

He’s already called Jon his “friend” in canon. Maybe this won’t be too far-fetched. Haha.

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Mornings at the Manor…

Jason: *scouring the refrigerator*

Dick: *balancing a spoon on the tip of his nose while tiptoeing atop a kitchen stool*

Alfred: *picking up all of Dick’s fallen cutlery*

Tim: *fast asleep and drooling on his pancakes*

Damian: *tossing a “hay salad” for Batcow*

Jason: Ish iz anybody’sh shandwich? Because I’ve eaten half of it and I don’t like it.

You clearly don’t, Jay, based on that turkey scrap dangling from your mouth.

When your brothers ask you what Batman’s mission-send-off hug was like…

Red Hood: *dazed* It was firm but tender…

Nightwing: *smirking*

Red Hood: I saw through space and time for a moment…

Red Robin and Robin: *giggling and elbowing each other*

Red Hood: But that’s not the point!!!

Nightwing, Red Robin and Robin: full-on belly laughter*

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You know you miss those hugs, Li’l Wing.

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Who needs TV when you’ve got family?

Dick: *brings in freshly popped popcorn from the kitchen*

Jason: *plumps up two beanbags on the floor*

Dick: *sinks into a beanbag* I love watching Tim and Damian try to work together.

Jason: *munching on popcorn* Yeah, it’s like if Alien and Predator decided to go partners in a Jamba Juice.

Mornings at the Manor…

Tim: *wiping the sleep from his eyes and yawwwwwwniiiing*

Dick: *in a contorted bodily position beyond human understanding* Hey, Timmy. Want to do yoga with me?

Tim: Um, let me just have some coffee first, and then I’ll have the strength to tell you how much I won’t be doing that.