Tag: incorrect batfamily quotes

When you find out that one of the most dangerous criminal masterminds in the world has set up headquarters in Gotham City…

Red Robin: What should we do?

Nightwing: Stay away.

Red Hood:

Red Robin:

Robin: 

Nightwing: … Or, if we’re stupid, we go there and set up surveillance.

Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin and Robin: *immediately jump out of their seats and start grabbing their gear*

Me: *yells as they race out of the Batcave in their respective vehicles* Take care, boys! I’ll try to calm your father down when he gets back from the Watchtower!

Damian: You seem troubled. 

Tim: *takes a sip of coffee and stares out the window*

Damian: Of course, that’s a primary aspect of your personality, so I usually ignore it. *moves two seats away*  

Little D, that’s not how you – Never mind.

When you ask Batman how to contact Wonder Woman…

Bruce: I’ll text you her number. I like texting. Emoticons. 

Dick:

Tim:

Damian:

Jason: What the f –

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So why do you keep making Jim use the Batsignal?

When you’re hacking into the mainframe computer of a supervillain who’s about to broadcast every superhero’s secret identity to the world…

Red Hood: We’ll just kill the Internet. Can we do that?

Red Robin: *does the slowest, most dramatic eye roll in the world*

In which Dean is Jason, and Jason is Dean, if you know what I mean.   

Family Patrol Night…

Robin: *takes his vibrating phone out of his pocket*

Robin: *frowns and puts it back* -Tt-

Red Robin:

Nightwing:

Robin: *takes his vibrating phone out of his pocket again*

Robin: Grrrr. *puts it on Silent Mode*  

Nightwing: … ?

Red Robin: *gestures to Red Hood* He just learned how to “poke” on Facebook.

Sneaking into your little brother’s room while he’s away on a mission with Superboy be like…

Tim: *examining the different types of blades splayed on Damian’s bed* 

Jason: *tiptoeing on the carpet and looking around the room* Maybe let’s not touch anything until we figure out if his stuff wants to kill us or not.