Dick and Jason: *watching wide-eyed as Damian argues with Bruce*
Tim: *deadpan* So, he’s added cussing and hurling things to his repertoire. He really is a child prodigy.
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Damian: *gagged and strapped to the dinosaur’s leg in the Batcave*
Dick: Guys. Cut him down from there.
Jason: *looks to Tim for approval*
Tim: The kid’s a pain in the butt!
Dick: *sighs* Yeah, but he’s our pain in the butt. So, cut him down before Bruce gets back.
Damian: Anyone who needs to speak to me must go through me first.
This is why your brothers would rather climb up the breakfast table and reach for the ketchup than ask you to pass it.
When you’re in the middle of a mission but petty (and near-violent) arguments get in the way of accomplishing it…
Nightwing: *sits Red Robin and Robin down* I think it’s time for the two of you to bury the hatchet.
Red Robin: Waste of a good hatchet.
Robin: -Tt-
Intimidating Black Mask’s henchman…
*cut scenes of each of Red Hood’s weapons all over his body as he puts his clothes back on*
Henchman: *whimpers*
Red Robin: I think he gets it.
Red Hood: Just film the confessions, Red, don’t editorialize!
Red Hood: *to henchman* Do you get it?
Henchman: Yes! Please!
Red Hood: Because I swear to Batman, I will strip back down and show you all over again –
Henchman: No, I get it, I get it! You have a lotta guns –
Red Hood: And a knife, which I am going to push *mock demo* very slowly into your urethra –
Red Robin: *groans in secondhand embarrassment* Ew.
Batman: *grabs Robin from the Joker and carries him over the shoulder* New rule. You steal my son, you get punched. *POW*
Yeah, Ra’s (and all you creeps who keep trying to take Nightwing under your, um… wing).
I think Ra is more of tim’s creep.
Yup, he definitely is. And Nightwing has quite a few of his own, too. @ksgacacm
When you walk in to see your older brother all dressed up for a date…
Jason: I feel like I just walked into a bad episode of “Miami Vice”.
Dick: *folding the sleeves of his white blazer and twisting his spit curl* First of all, there are no bad episodes of “Miami Vice”.
Just like there are no bad episodes in Richard Grayson’s closet. Amaright? (Anyone? No?)
Red Hood: *getting frisked by Black Mask’s henchmen as he enters the compound*
Red Hood: “Lift up your shirt, pull off your boots.” Under normal circumstances, I’d like where this was heading.
When your eldest brother gives you sage advice…
Dick: The most worthwhile things in life are often the most difficult to get. For example – *his mobile phone rings, a picture of Barbara flashes on the screen*
Dick: Wow, this really is a smart phone.
Batman: *grabs Robin from the Joker and carries him over the shoulder* New rule. You steal my son, you get punched. *POW*
Yeah, Ra’s (and all you creeps who keep trying to take Nightwing under your, um… wing).
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