Red Hood [to thug]: I bark.
Red Hood: That kid there, see him? *points to Robin*
Red Hood: He bites.
Tag: incorrect batfamily quotes
At the Batcave’s Minor Procedures Room…
Red Hood: *holding Damian’s hand as Damian’s about to get stitches*
Red Hood: It’s okay, buddy, I’m right here with you. Go ahead, Alf.
Robin: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Red Hood: Hey, please go easy on the kid!
Robin: No, you’re squishing my hand, Todd!
Red Hood: Oh. Sorry. But did you feel the shot?
Robin: No.
Red Hood: You’re welcome.
Alfred: Perhaps you’d prefer to wait in your room, Master Jason.
Red Hood: I’d prefer a morphine drip and a sponge bath, but the kid needs me!
At the Batcave’s Minor Procedures Room…
Red Hood: *holding Damian’s hand as Damian’s about to get stitches*
Red Hood: It’s okay, buddy, I’m right here with you. Go ahead, Alf.
Robin: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Red Hood: Hey, please go easy on the kid!
Robin: No, you’re squishing my hand, Todd!
Red Hood: Oh. Sorry. But did you feel the shot?
Robin: No.
Red Hood: You’re welcome.
Alfred: Perhaps you’d prefer to wait in your room, Master Jason.
Red Hood: I’d prefer a morphine drip and a sponge bath, but the kid needs me!
Robin: *walks into the Batcave*
Red Hood: Hey, Bruce, is it Bring-Your-Brat-to-Work Day?
Red Robin: Yeah, one of those things wandered in here.
When you know better than to incite your tiny brother’s wrath…
Jason: *chatting with Roy over the phone*
Damian: *painting a portait of Alfred*
Jason: *laughing out loud*
Damian: -Tt-
Jason: *accidentally kicks Damian’s stool while belly-laughing*
Damian: *nearly snapping his paintbrush in half*
Jason: *wheezing and wiping tears from his eyes*
Damian: Please. Stop. Making. Sounds. With your mouth, Todd.
Jason: *clears his throat, whispers something into the phone, then carefully walks out*
When you’re just really homesick…
Dick: I just had a major epiphany. You know my lease is almost up, right? Well, I’ve been thinking, “Dick, it’s time you moved on in your life as a man”. It’s not just about me anymore.
Barbara: I think that’s a very mature thought, Hunk Wonder.
Dick: So you know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna move back in with Bruce.
Getting into a fight with your charming older brother be like…
Jason: Give me one good reason I shouldn’t punch you in the face, Dick!
Dick: Glass jaw, winning smile? *winks*
Jason: *grumbles and stomps away*
It’s hard to stay mad at him.
When you see footage of your father, who’s bruised, bloodied, bound and being taunted by a villanous metahuman, on the Batcomputer screen…
Nightwing:
Red Hood:
Red Robin:
Robin:
Alfred: *clears his throat*
Alfred: Boys, he wouldn’t want you involved –
Robin: *pulls his sword from its scabbard and releases Goliath from his cage*
Red Robin: *tracks the source of the footage and hacks into its system*
Red Hood: *reloads his guns and straps on explosives*
Nightwing: *lights up his escrima sticks* We’re already involved. We’re family, Alfred.
I mean it’s not as if Alfred left that footage to stream for you to “accidentally” find against Batman’s orders… Right?
Black bat: *waiting for them with a shit eating grin when they get there, surrounded by knocked out and tied up bad guys, while Spoiler bandages up bruce*
And before the men have any time to react to seeing Bruce and the women, Batgirl’s right behind them dragging the mastermind across the floor. “What took you guys so long?”
Jason: Sorry for calling you a dumb, little runt earlier.
Tim: You didn’t actually say that…
Jason: No? Wow. I’m in this mode now where I’m apologizing for thoughts that are in my head.
Red Hood: *cracks his knuckles*
Robin: *sneers*
Criminal [to his men]: Keep your distance, mates. The little one knows karate and the big one fights dirty.
Correction, mates. They both know karate and they both fight dirty.
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