When your youngest brother tells you to stay put by the Batmobile as he sneaks into one of the Joker’s lairs…
Red Hood: What am I supposed to do out here?
Robin: Why don’t you go meditate on the poor life decisions you’ve made?
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Selena: You told me to keep an eye on your father.
Damian: An eye! Not a hand, not any other body part.
When Obsessive Planner Robin and Adrenaline Junkie Robin team up…
Tim: Who packed this parachute for you? It’s not gonna open.
Jason: It’s only six miles down. I’ll grab your legs.
Trying to comfort your younger brother before your return to Blüdhaven be like…
Dick: There comes a time when big brothers leave the nest, Damian.
While zip-lining through Nanda Parbat to escape the League of Assassins…
Tam: You know, I’ve heard a lot about you.
Red Robin: And some of it was good?
Tam: Mostly.
Red Robin: What’s that mean?
Tam: My father called you “a catch”.
Red Robin: I love your father.
Reporting to Batman after patrol…
Nightwing [about the perpetrator and the victim]: This is how he touched her.
Nightwing: *places a hand on Red Hood’s lower back*
Oracle: *wheels into the Batcave*
Oracle: … I can come back.
Oracle: *wheels out of the Batcave*
Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: *screams from the kitchen* OH, NO!!!
Dick: *bursts out of his room* Oh, no, what???
Tim: *with crumbs all over his face* I did it again. I was sleep-eating. That explains that dream.
When you open your safe house door and find your rain-drenched little brother standing there…
Damian: Todd, I believe you know why I’m here.
Jason: *yawns* I always figured it was to study us, discover our weaknesses, and report back to your alien overlords.
Breaking into a top secret facility be like…
Red Hood: I need a bottle of vodka, a very sharp, pointed knife, uh, a Bic pen, a sandwich baggie and some duct tape.
Red Robin: Sandwich baggie, duct tape. Who are you? MacGyver?
Breaking into a top secret facility be like…
Red Hood: I need a bottle of vodka, a very sharp, pointed knife, uh, a Bic pen, a sandwich baggie and some duct tape.
Red Robin: Sandwich baggie, duct tape. Who are you? MacGyver?
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