Dick and Jason: *watching Damian yell angrily at Bruce*
Dick: You know what we should do?
Jason: Go out and get vasectomies so that this doesn’t happen to us?
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And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason: When Tim’s feeling anxious, I make him take a long walk.
Dick: Does that help?
Jason: For a while. Then he comes back.
The way to a (geeky, crimefighting, mission-obssessed) man’s heart be like…
Tam: Tim, I understand your apprehension, but let me appeal to the detective in you.
Tam: Given the five-week end date, isn’t it the perfect opportunity to consider this an investigation and collect evidence on our compatibility?
Tim:
Tim: Don’t try to lure me in with sexy talk, woman.
my incorrect #hashtags (so far…)
batman in love – Bruce, Selina, and their sappy, unconventional relationship
- big brother of the year – mostly Jason being both the best and the worst older brother
- family patrol nights – because they are as dorky as they are bad-ass
- grumpy old kid – because Damian
- hug monster – just Dick doing what he does best
- mornings at the manor – the sitcom of my dreams
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- nights on the rooftop – for all those times Jim ended up talking to the air behind him
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Update: caffeinated crusader – because Get some sleep, Timothy
Update: bats and bowties – for those times they cover up their bruises and blood-stained undershirts with suits and gowns and pretend to enjoy mingling with high society for Bruce’s sake
Visiting your brother at Blackgate Penitentiary to give him a top secret escape code be like…
Tim: *stares at a bearded Jason through the glass partition*
Jason: *stares back*
Tim: *smirks*
Jason: *grins and takes the phone off the hook*
Tim: *follows suit*
Jason: Do you know how long someone who is as sarcastic as I am would last in prison? Suuuuuuch a long time.
Oh, he’ll last alright, but for completely different reasons.
Conner: *watching as Dick, Jason and Damian argue with each other about which wedding gift to give Bruce and Selina*
Conner: So, you and your brothers seem pretty different.
Tim: *walking away from the chaos* On a good day, very different.
Hellblazer: *looking intensely at a blue, swirling flame that’s floating at the center of the table*
Hellblazer: I see someone close to you, mates… Someone who looks like you… Someone with the letter “J”…
Nightwing: Our brother, Jason Todd?
Zatanna: He’s getting himself into trouble!
Red Robin: Sorry, guys, but you don’t need a gift to sense that one.
Why the rest of the Batfamily finds it pointless to mother-hen Jason…
Red Hood: *smoking atop a gargoyle*
Nightwing: You should quit. Those things are bad for you.
Red Hood: Yeah? So’s being in our family.
Visiting your eldest brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Red Hood: *looking into the cupboard* Infant formula? Really?
Nightwing: *eating cereal out of a mug* Yeah, I got those on sale.
Cue Alfred’s pout of disapproval.
Visiting your eldest brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Red Hood: *looking into the cupboard* Infant formula? Really?
Nightwing: *eating cereal out of a mug* Yeah, I got those on sale.
Cue Alfred’s pout of disapproval.
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