Bruce: You were right all along. I wasn’t mad at you, I was mad at myself, and I took it out on the family.
Bruce: Dick, you’re a genius.
Dick: Oh my goodness, you said it!
Bruce: I heard you practicing in the bathoom.
Dick: Yeah, that makes more sense.
Damian the Teenager…
Dick: Damian, do you know why little boys belittle girls’ pigtails on playgrounds?
Damian: Because they’re so easy to grab, they’re just begging to be pulled.
Dick: Because they like the girls and that’s the only way they know how to get their attention.
Damian: *frowns* What are you saying?
Dick: All of this teasing. This elaborate date. Somewhere deep down, you like Maya. Like, like her like her.
Dick: Jason, you’re just trying to hurt me to distract you from your own internal pain.
Dick: *ruffles Jason’s hair* Also, you should use less conditioner, because this is a flat mess.
Infiltrating a high-security criminal base…
Nightwing [to the rest of the Batfamily]: I know you’re all tired, but don’t forget why we’re here.
Red Hood: Because we’re dedicated detectives.
Nightwing: Because Jason jumped the gun.
After patrolling with the Batfamily…
Dick: Everyone’s tired, Red Hood. They just want to go home.
Jason: Yeah, but I have to prove I’m not selfish, so I don’t care what they want.
Jason: That sounded bad.
Dick: How long were we asleep?
Damian: Just long enough for me to squeeze in a quick work out.
Damian:
So, like, three hours.
Dick: I want to brush my teeth…
Jason: Dick, it’s been in my mouth!
Tim: That’s the grossest thing I’ve ever heard!
Jason: That’s the grossest thing you’ve ever heard? You caught a guy on the subway with a bag of human ears!
Tim: Your thing’s grosser.
Tim: You know, some jobs take brains, some jobs take muscles, some jobs take dainty little fingers. Did I ever tell you I had to wear a woman’s wedding ring?
Reminded me of this:
But, apparently, as the original Robin, Dick had his moment, too:
Duke: Ugh, constantly getting Bruce’s approval is the worst!
Dick: Yes. I can only imagine.
Dick: Hey, Little Wing. Commissioner Gordon needs someone to fill out a lineup. Will you be Creepy Jay?
Jason: Oh, I love being Creepy Jay. He says what Regular Jay’s thinking.
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