Batfamily mission update, guest starring Arsenal…
Roy [on the Comm Link]: Jason and I are at the Gotham Docks. There are multiple gun men. They’ve blocked all the exits. They’ve taken the security guards hostage and we’re looking for a place to hide. It’s awesome.
Dick: Awesome?
Roy: Awwwwesomely serious. I am not enjoying this no matter how much it is 100% my favorite movie come to life.
Supergirl: Okay, first of all, Nightwing’a butt is so serious it should be wearing spectacles!
Wally: Oh, man. Batman is pissed! What are we gonna do, Dick?
Dick: Don’t worry. It’s gonna be fine. We just have to turn this debacle into a straight-up “bacle”.
After being lectured by Bruce and Dick…
Jason: Okay, but just so you know, I think you’re both wrong. Self dismissed.
At a Batfamily meeting…
Jason: I found a cold case of ours that everyone foolishly said was unsolvable. Case 52ABX-32QJ.
Tim: Jason, case 52ABX-32QJ is unsolvable.
Jason: Or maybe case 52ABX-32QJ is waiting for someone to de-unsolve it.
Dick: What’s case 52ABX-32QJ?
Jason: Case 52ABX… We gotta find a way to abbreviate this thing.
At a Batfamily meeting…
Dick: All right, let’s go over our disguises. I am Malcolm Garfield from Coast City. I came here to stand in the cold outside “The Today Show” holding a sign with a misspelled word on it.
Trying to take the heat off himself…
Jason: Once again, Dick’s butt is the downfall of this family.
Dick: Bruce, I think I speak for all of us when –
Jason and Steph: He doesn’t.
After Batman reprimands Red Hood for disobeying a direct order during patrol…
Jason: Rules are made to be broken.
Bruce: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Dick: Uh, piñatas?
Tim: Glow sticks.
Damian: Karate boards.
Steph: Spaghetti when you have a small pot!
Jason: Rules.
Robin trying to explain his relationship with Batman, who came to visit the Titans Tower…
Dick: That’s my dad. The pointy-eared genius talking right now. I came out of his body. No big deal.
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