Expectation vs. Reality…
[Expectation] Dick: Bruce, I know what you’re going to say, and believe me, I totally agree with you. There is no excuse for what I did. It was idiotic, immature, totally reckless, and I’m really sorry. I’m just hoping against hope that you will give me another chance, which I admit I don’t deserve. If you could just find it in your heart to forgive me, I know I could earn your trust back.
[Reality] Jason: It’s not like it was even the Batmobile!
While both being lectured by Bruce…
Jason [pissed off, whispering to Dick]: … not knowing when to shut up!
Dick: *sheepishly* Yep, that’s my thing…
Jason [to Dick]: Whoa. Where you going in those pants? 1982?
Dick [about Shawn]: I figured after patrol, I’d pick up a bottle of wine, go over there, and try to… woo her.
Wally: Hey, you know what you should do? Take her back to the 1800’s, when that phrase was last used.
The Batkids discussing retirement from the vigilante life (“What if?” scenarios)…
Jason: Hey, you guys in the Batcave all know what you want to do. You know? You have goals. You have dreams. I don’t have a dream.
Dick: Ah, the lesser known “I Don’t Have a Dream” speech.
Barbara: Did you just smell my hair?
Dick: No.
Barbara: You still have feelings for me, don’t you?
Dick: No, I don’t!
Barbara: None at all?
Dick: Okay, I love you. Is that so wrong?
Jason recuperating at Wayne Manor after a run-in with Black Mask’s thugs…
Dick: Oh, Little Wing. Don’t get up. What do you need?
Jason: Oh, no. Oh, nothing.
Dick: Come on. I am here to take care of you. What do you need? Anything.
Jason: Okay, I have a wedgie.
Dick: Okay, that is all you.
Dick enters the Batcave wearing his old “Discowing” suit. Jason’s in agony.
Jason: Too many jokes. Must. Mock. Dick.
The trouble with the blue-eyed-and-black-haired pattern (for visitors from another Earth)…
Nightwing: Hey, Mr. Garrick, have you seen Jason Todd?
The Flash: I thought you were Jason.
The Flash: *motioning to Jason* Um, one of you is over there.
Bruce: Barbara just came through here looking pretty upset. You wouldn’t happen to know anything about that, would you?
Dick: No. I mean, she was fine just a minute ago when we were down…
Dick: Oh, you already know, don’t you?
Bruce: Of course I know.
He’s Batman. He just does.
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