During that time Tim was so upset that Dick picked Damian over him to be Robin…
Tim: And you know what else? I quit!
Dick: No, you don’t!
Tim: Well, I’m leaving early today!
Dick: No, you’re not! You’re coming back to the Batcave to do busy work!
Tim: Fine, but I’m getting coffee first!
Dick: *sighs*
Dick: Thanks again for helping me look for Tim.
Jason: No problem. I’ll check the dumpster.
Dick: …
Dick: We’re not looking for “dead” Tim.
Jason: Atta boy. You stay optimistic.
Dick: Cass is killing me! I’m telling you, I cannot beat this woman no matter what I try. She’s like a ninja, but worse.
Tim: Nothing’s worse than a ninja. They’re masters of every style of combat.
Damian: Can we please talk about something other than Cain?
Barbara: I think you should give Cass a break. You know, it’s really hard being a woman around here. You can walk through walls and nobody notices you.
Jason: Not entirely unlike a… ninja.
After watching Bruce and Jason have an intense argument at Wayne Manor…
Dick: You’re making me cry with your emotions! *runs to Alfred for comfort*
Dick [whispers to Alfred]: How mad is he?
Bruce [from the Batcave]: I’m as mad as a dad in traffic!
When Batman (inexplicably) asks Hellblazer to watch over his sons while he’s away on a mission…
Nightwing: *comes in through the front door of the Manor*
Hellblazer: Ah, the Golden Boy has returned. Release the doves!
Nightwing: Hi, Mr. Constantine.
Red Hood: *breaks a window in the foyer and climbs in*
Hellblazer: And you must be the second Robin. I have been thoroughly briefed on you and if you do one thing wrong, I’m going to go medieval on your arse.
Tim finally learns to enjoy life and to stop overthinking things…
Dick [on the Comm Link]: Tim, you gotta help me. Is there a scientific way to prove if ice cream can be used as sunscreen?
Tim: What’s the flavor?
Dick: I don’t know.
Tim: Is it chocolate?
Dick: I don’t know. Why are you asking? Is it going to be different if it’s chocolate?
Tim: No. I just like chocolate.
Dick: Uhhh, Tim? You didn’t find that coffee can in the garage by any chance, did you?
While Thomas Wayne, the Flashpoint Batman, is visiting his son Bruce, the current Batman…
* Jason and Tim are both clutching a live grenade with the pin missing *
Dick: Grandpa, we have to call the League!
Thomas: No! No Justice League! *grabs and throws away Dick’s earpiece*
Thomas: There’s no reason to panic.
Damian Yes, there is! You gave Todd a live grenade and he’s a total idiot!
Jason: He’s right, I am!
When you’re trying to turn over a new leaf but your brothers miss the “chaotic-but-fun” you…
Jason: What is that?
Tim: *wiggles his eyebrows* Looks like a fuse.
Jason: All right, what exactly are you planning?
Dick: We’re planning to get you back. We want our brother back, the way he used to be.
Damian: Todd, we are well aware of how much you used to like fire, explosions…
Damian: *hands Jason a lighter*
Jason: *stares at it*
Jason: Nice try. That was a long time ago.
Tim: Really?
Jason:
Jason: *looks at the fuse again*
Jason: So, where does this go?
Dick: Well, I suppose you could find out by crawling over the fence and following the fuse. Or you could find out… *grinning* the Jason way.
Tim: We’re sure that you’ll make the right decision.
Jason: Guys, I’m telling you. Things are different now! I’m an adult, I have responsibilities. I’m just not a sixteen-year-old maniac anymore who –
Jason: *hears a click, then sees that his hand has already flicked the lighter on and is holding it to the fuse*
Jason: Huh. Interesting.
Dick [to Tim]: I don’t believe it…. You’ve turned into Bruce!
Tim: Yeah? Well, sometimes Bruce’s right.
Jason: You take that back!
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