After Damian insults Dick, Jason, and Tim…
Dick: Hey, hold on a second. Am I the “pretty boy moron”?
Jason and Tim: Yes.
Dick: Cool, because that’s the best one.
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Upon returning to Gotham City after completing a mission in Paris…
Jason: I got a feeling I’m forgetting something…
Dick: Looks like you got everything but a tall redhead.
Jason: Yeah, what guy doesn’t love a tall redhead –
Jason: Oh my goodness gracious, I forgot Roy!
At Midnighter’s safe house after a successful mission…
Batwing: So, Lucas, can we have a keg party here?
Midnighter: Yeah, sure. I’m cool with it. That’s me, “cool dad”.
Agent 37: Yeah. Lucas’s the coolest. *high-fives Midnighter*
Red Hood: Yeah, Lucas. *high-fives Midnighter*
Red Hood: Would you be my dad?
* Both laugh *
Red Hood: No, really.
* Both laugh *
Red Hood: No, I’m serious.
Dick: Did you tell anybody we’re engaged?
Barbara: Yes, Dick, I have no self control and I told the pretzel vendor we’re engaged.
Dick: Okay, no need to be sarcastic.
Barbara: No, seriously, I have no self control and I told the pretzel vendor we’re engaged.
Steph: I want Tim to give me that stupid promise ring!
Dick: Look, Steph, Tim is very sensitive.
Jason: Girlish, even.
Dick: So, he just wants to wait for the right time to give it to you.
Steph: You know what, Dick? You’re right. I’ll give him time.
* Tim enters the room *
Steph: WHERE’S MY RING, YOU IDIOT?
Once Tim returns to mainstream continuity…
Jason: If you ever do anything like that again, I will kick your ass so hard, your nose will bleed!
Dick: And we love you.
Jason [about Bruce]: How dumb was he to give me the Batmobile keys? I mean, who in here trusts me?
Dick: Not me.
Tim: Not me.
Damian: – Tt –
Jason: Thank you!
Sometime during Nightwing’s “Brothers in Blood” story arc…
Jason: You know what your problem is? You’re really cute, but nobody ever told you to shut your pie-hole.
Dick: You think I’m cute?
Jason: SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE!
Weighing in on Jason’s future…
Tim: Jason is destined to be one of the smartest people…
Dick: Nice!
Tim: … in his cell block.
Dick: Look, I’ve been screwed by Darwinism. Never needed to evolve listening skills ‘cause my looks are so highly developed.
Tim: Um, that’s not how evolution works.
Dick: Yeah, sure it is! Look, say I had to catch my own food, right? But I only ate really fast animals? My feet would eventually evolve into rockets.
Damian: Grayson, it’s amazing your brain doesn’t evolve into pudding.
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