Working for Spyral be like…
Agent 37: Me? I know who I am.
Agent 37: I’m a dude playin’ a dude disguised as another dude.
Tag: dick grayson
Dick: What do you need a fake I.D. for?
Dick: *wiggles eyebrows*
Tim: *blinks*
Tim: So I can vote.
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Timothy “Not Your Typical Teen” Drake.
Barbara [to Dinah, about Dick]: He does dress better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?
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Uhhh. No, he doesn’t, Babs.
Dick: Hey, Little Wing, what are you rebelling against?
Jason: What have you got?
Robin’s origin story AU…
Dick: I’m sure there’s more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
Pissing Nightwing Off 101…
Joker [about Batman]: It must have been tough on your father, not having any children.
At the start of the training sessions in the “Robin War” story arc…
Agent 37: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Robin Club. The first rule of Robin Club is: you do not talk about Robin Club.
Red Hood: The second rule of Robin Club is: you do not talk about Robin Club.
Red Robin: The third rule of Robin Club: someone yells “stop”, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
Agent 37: The fourth rule: only two Robins to a fight. The fifth rule: one fight at a time, guys and gals. The sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. The seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to.
Robin: And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Robin Club, you have to fight.
Robin: -Tt-
Batman [to Nightwing]: Your destiny lies along a different path from mine.
Batman: The Batforce will be with you, always.
Early “Detective Comics” be like…
Batman: Elementary, my dear Robin.
Said no former Robin upon meeting a succeeding Robin for the first time: I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Okay, so I know that the Robins deeply care about each other, but it’s kind of amusing how they all had some sort of squabble with each other over the Robin mantle at one point or another, near-fatal or otherwise.
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