Post-mission debriefing (and you really just want to get some sleep)…
Bruce: Questions?
Dick: Is this your only lead?
Bruce: His responses to my interrogation were hostile at best.
Tim: Clarify “hostile”.
Bruce: *through his teeth* Use my tone now as a guide.
When you’re bored during patrol and decide to get creative with Rock-Paper-Scissors…
Dick [to Tim]: What is that?
Tim: That’s fire. It beats everything.
Jason: *smashes his hand on theirs*
Jason: Oh, really? Does it beat water balloon?
Damian: -Tt- *walks away*
Outside Barbara’s apartment, planning to win her back after hearing that she’s dating Luke…
Dick: *scoffs* Funniest guy she’s ever met.
Dick [to the door]: I’m funny, right?
Dick: What do you know? You’re just a door. You just like knock-knock jokes.
Dick: *laughs heartily*
Dick [to himself]: Save it for inside!
When you’re just too darn competitive versus Dick and Damian…
Tim [to Jason]: They don’t know that we know they know we know.
Downtime chat at the Wayne Manor kitchen…
Dick/Jason/Tim: Why does that matter? I’m adopted.
Alfred: *deadpan* Oh, my goodness. Who told you?
Dick: Oh, I have a medical condition, alright. It’s called “caring too much”. And it’s INCURABLE!
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Um, Jason was just asking what that thing on your nose was…
Right before he got a taste of the infamous Dick Grayson temper…
Deathstroke: Nightwing, that’s a nice tan… But I’m surprised you get any sun at all, considering how much time you spend in Batman’s shadow.
Sometime before they became Batman and Robin…
* Watching from a kitchen window as Damian viciously cuts down animal-shaped bushes at the Manor grounds with a katana *
Dick: I’m going to climb over that anger wall of yours someday and it’s going to be glorious.
Robin introducing himself to the Teen Titans in a “Frozen” AU…
Dick: Hi, everyone. I’m Robin and I like warm hugs!
Talon, Raptor, Deathstroke, Midnighter, and Owlman having coffee together…
Midnighter: Nightwing is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it, and sell it to Ra’s al Ghul as earrings.
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