When his older brothers piss him off…

Damian: Note to self: investigate legal ramifications of impaling adoptive brothers.

When Bane met Robin…

Bane [to Batman]: I prefer my enemies holding an axe, not a baby.

Trying to get your little brother to chill out be like…

Damian: Fear of death is illogical!

Dick: Fear of death is what keeps us alive.

Trying to earn Damian’s sympathy in behalf of Tim…

Dick [to Damian]: He’s a full-on Monet. He’s like a painting, see? From far away, he’s okay. But up close, he’s a big old mess.

Jason [to Dick]: Do you prefer “fashion victim” or “ensemble-y challenged”?

Pre-boss fight pep talk with the Batboys…

Nightwing: Look, I love you guys. This trip has been ridiculous and amazing. So, please, do not make me give the whole ‘It’s not about how we go out there and do it, it’s about getting to go out there and do it together’ speech that I just gave you. What are you? You’re not a cop.

Red Robin: I’m a Gotham vigilante.

Nightwing: Oh, yeah! What are we?

Red Robin and Robin: Gotham vigilantes!

Red Hood: Hey, hey, hey, hold that up. Look, it’s not bro time, it’s show time. Are you guys ready?