Weighing in on his big brother’s relationship woes…
Tim [to Dick]: I don’t really know how girlfriends work, but I don’t think you have one any more.
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Dick: Tim, what happened? You look… 70.
That’s not very polite, Richard.
Arguing about being more involved in family matters be like…
Dick: I don’t like being excluded, Jay. Do you?
Jason: Yes!
When he first started designing his Nightwing suit…
Dick: I am spending a lot of money on breakaway clothing.
Making Batfamily home videos…
Jason: Dick, I have to make some adjustments to my film. You’ll play my father.
Dick: I don’t want to be your father.
Jason: Perfect! You already know the lines.
And somewhere in the Manor, Bruce chokes on his coffee.
Dick: You know, I was thinking about it on the way over. I can’t think of a single person who doesn’t like me… Except you.
Jason: That’s what they say to your face.
How to elicit a collective groan from your family…
Nightwing: *wearing the 80s version of his suit and sporting a ponytail*
Nightwing: I was gonna wait for dramatic flare, but when you look this good, why wait?
Nightwing: Haven’t you ever learned that there’s no “I” in “team”?
Red Hood: Yeah, but there’s a “me”.
Going on patrol with your brother be like…
Nightwing: It frustrates me when you say such reckless things!
Red Hood: Well, it frustrates me when you’d rather hide than fight!
Damian: You know, I finally get why you and Father butted heads so much. You two are practically the same person. I mean, I worshipped the man, you know? I dressed like him, I acted like him, I listened to the same music. But you are more like him than I will ever be. I see that now.
Dick: I’ll take that as a compliment.
Damian: You can take it any way you want.
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