Tim: Damian, you’re going to jail for a very long time.
Dick: He’s not going to go to jail, you know. He’s a minor.
Tim: Well, we’ll let the jury decide.
Dick: There’s not gonna be a jury. It’s a –
Tim: Then the judge will decide where he goes.
Dick: Look, he’s going to do probation. He’s a minor.
Tim: Dick, just let me have this?
Dick: You’ll never guess what I found on Damian’s Facebook!
Tim: A friend? Buuurn.
When asked what she thinks of the Batboys (and who steals her food from the fridge)…
Steph: Tim will always be driven, Dick will always be giving, Bruce will never apologize, Damian’s sort of a wildcard from my perspective, and Jason will forever remain a conniving son of a b***h.
When your dad’s extremely protective of your sister…
Batman [to Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin, about Black Bat]: Guard her with your life. That’s not hyperbole!
Red Hood: Give me one good reason I shouldn’t punch you in the face!
Nightwing: Glass jaw, winning smile?
Patrolling with your hyperactive, chatty older brother be like…
Red Hood [to Nightwing]: Please stop making sounds with you mouth.
When your boyfriend starts regressing…
Dick: I just had a major epiphany. You know my lease is almost up? Right, well, I’ve been thinking, “Dick, it’s time you moved on in your life as a man”. It’s not just about me anymore.
Barbara: I think that’s a very mature thought, Mr. Grayson.
Dick: So you know what I’m gonna do? I am gonna move in with Bruce.
Nightwing (visiting from Blüdhaven). Red Hood. Red Robin. Robin. Black Bat.
Add whoever you want (throw in a couple of rogues, if you will), but these’re my main competitors.
Man, I’d love to see this come to life.
When you cross paths with your big brother at his day job…
Officer Grayson [to witness]: I was gonna ask you the same question…
Red Robin: *whispering* Dick, this woman witnessed a crime…
Officer Grayson: Yeah, a crime in progress. She’s stealing my heart, but I ain’t pressing charges. *winks*
Red Robin: *facepalms*
Walking in on the guys at Mount Justice be like…
Conner: M’gann! We were just –
Dick: – about to –
Wally: – eat garbage dip! Why did I have to go third??
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