Because Bruce “dies” a lot…
Barbara [to Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian]: You boys have serious abandonment issues, don’t you?
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Presenting the all-new “R.O.B.I.N. Battle Protocol”…
Red Robin: What’s the plan here?
Nightwing: Don’t die.
Tim: It’s a bowl of cereal.
Dick: It’s a treasure.
Dick [to Jason]: Bruce had issues, but he was always there for us.
Dick [to Damian]: You know, there are about a thousand more polite ways you could say that. I’ll give you a pass on account of the whole “raised by assassins” thing.
When you’ve got a shrink in your rogues gallery…
Harley: You Robins and your talk. Blah blah blah repressed feelings. Blah blah blah passive aggression.
Red Hood [to Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin]: What’s done is done. All that matters now, all that’s ever mattered, is that we’re together. So shut up, and drink your beer.
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Um, Jay? This is bar, you’re in your “work clothes”, and two of you are minors.
When you’re not fond of reporting to Batman…
Nightwing: Should we tell the Boss?
Red Hood: We?
Red Robin: Well, now that you know the particulars, yeah.
Red Hood: Timmy, two minutes ago I was blissfully ignorant.
Signs Timothy Jackson Drake may be in need of help…
Dick: Is he going to be alright?
Jason: I don’t know. Does he normally lay like that without moving?
Shopping for your best friend’s birthday be like…
Roy [to Dick]: About Jason, is he more of a .44 Magnum or a cologne guy?
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