Barbara: It is nice to see you again.
Dick: Are you talking to my butt?
Barbara: Yes.
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Pre-battle strategizing with the Batboys…
Nightwing: We have one activity planned: not getting killed.
Halloween with the Batfamily…
Damian [about Tim]: Grayson, he’s wearing a costume. He’s going as lame.
Packing up after another bout with rogues on the Gotham streets…
Nightwing: Is this everybody?
Red Robin: Spoiler took a cab. Robin’s in the trunk. Red Hood’s on the roof.
Jason: Dick, can you please be quiet? I can’t hear myself not talking to Tim.
Dealing with a mass Arkham Asylum breakout…
Red Robin [to Nightwing]: Dick, no. We don’t negotiate with weirdos.
When your heavily sleep-deprived younger brother weighs in on your current health issues…
Tim [to Dick]: I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
Convincing your ridiculously attractive best friend to “take one for the team” on a seduction mission…
Wally [to Dick]: Do you have any of those shirts that look wet all the time? Or, like, green scaly briefs? Oh! You know what’s always sexy? Finger stripes.
Because sometimes Tim’s just too darn tired to give a darn…
Tim: Thanks for the coffee.
Dick: …
Dick: That’s also for Bruce.
Tim: I really need it, though. But next time more sugar, OK? Thanks, bye!
Checking up on your youngest brother’s first ever prom night…
Dick [on the Comm Link]: Hey, how’s the date going?
Damian: Good. We just finished the MRI.
Dick: *spits out his cereal*
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