When you overhear your dad and older brother arguing…
Bruce [to Dick]: I am not being vindictive.
Jason: … Am I in the right Batcave?
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Nightwing: You’re like a crazy volcano! You’ll have to bring it down a notch.
Red Hood: I’ll bring it down a dozen notches if I have to!
Fair warning to the team about his best friend…
Dick [about Wally]: Once he starts thinking about birthday cake, he becomes useless until he has birthday cake.
Dealing with emotions, Batfamily style…
Dick/Jason/Tim/Damian [to Bruce]: This will be blown way out of proportion! You have my word on that!
Mr. Dick “let’s-try-to-stay-positive” Grayson…
Robin [to the team]: Well, I think we have several options…
Robin: They’re all terrible. But they’re options.
Filling out Justice League personal data sheets…
Black Canary [to Nightwing]: For date of birth, you wrote “spring time”.
Once a Robin, always a Robin, eh?
Trying to convince your brother of why he needs to move back into the Manor…
Dick [to Tim]: Your safe house isn’t haunted. You’re lonely.
Barbara [to Dick]: I guess I’ll have to wait for tomorrow’s paper to find out our relationship status.
Making sure your brother doesn’t feel left out…
Dick [to Tim]: We’ll do a double date. You and you, and me and Babs!
Dick [to Alfred]: What did you put in this sugar? It’s so good!
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