When you’ve got overprotective brothers…
Dick: *whistles*
Jason: *shines knife blade with his leather jacket*
Damian: *holds Goliath by the leash*
Cassandra: So, I can date him?
Tim: Absolutely not. You don’t know a thing about this guy. Aside from this totally comprehensive background check.
Stakeout…
Nightwing: He’s not our guy.
Red Hood: He should still be arrested for that hair-do.
Nightwing: Hey, what have you got against mullets?
It’s… a sensitive topic for him, Jay.
While watching Damian drive around the Manor grounds, running over statues and leaving flattened shrubbery in his wake…
Dick: Most fathers teach their sons how to drive. I have you to blame for this?
Bruce: This he learned from his mother.
That’s what you get for refusing to let him drive, Bruce.
Batman: Do what you have to do for family.
Nightwing: What rule is that?
Batman: The unspoken one.
Bruce: It’s tough love.
Dick: You do know that there are other kinds, right?
When you’re introduced to the Batfamily’s patriarch as Batman or one of the Robins’ significant other…
Alfred: Ah, you seem to be attracted to men who have a hard time staying alive.
Nightwing’s true origin story…
Wally [to Dick]: Face it, you think you’re too good-looking to be the sidekick.
Dick [about Bruce]: You have to tell him the truth.
Jason: Not until I’m absolutely sure lying won’t work.
When you see Bruce having breakfast while reading a newspaper at eight in the morning…
Dick: Bruce, are you feeling okay? You’re acting… normal.
Because there ain’t no stopping the World’s Greatest Detective…
Dick: You’re going to harass a teenage boy at his father’s memorial? While he’s mourning?
Bruce: If he’s the killer, then he won’t be mourning.
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