Watching your 11-year-old brother drinking a protein shake be like…
Dick: Don’t most kids drink soda?
Damian: Who knows what they do?
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6 AM at the Manor be like…
Dick: *bursts out of his bedroom* Alfie, did you hear that woman screaming my name?
Alfred: That was Master Timothy. He had a Red Bull.
When asked about the Wayne Family dynamic…
Bruce: I raised my boys right. One of them will come forward, or the other three will rat him out.
Damian trying to “be a man” be like…
Jason [to Damian]: *smirks* Nice “moustache”.
Dick: Don’t make fun of him or he’ll burn your safe house down.
“Batgirl and Robin: Year One” be like…
Barbara [to Bruce]: You know, instead of trying to force me to wear a skirt, why don’t you worry about getting Dick to wear some pants?
Witness: Agent 37 from Spyral, the one who looks like a sculpture?
Yes, dear, he’s beautiful. Now, imagine if you could see his face, too.
After witnessing Red Hood “deal with” a criminal…
Nightwing: How do you sleep at night?!
Red Hood: On my back. Naked.
Nightwing: We were all concerned about you, Jay!
Red Hood: Oh, yeah, the guys you sent to incapacitate me looked really worried.
Teaming up with your hypermetabolic speedster best friend on a case be like…
Wally: If we’re going to work, you got any food around here?
Dick: I have three TV dinners.
Wally: No. I need some food with a little bit more food in it.
When your vegetarian youngest brother would rather bake for you than tell you he loves you…
Jason: Dick, I don’t think Damian’s cupcakes are edible.
Dick: They’re tofu, Jay. Just keep chewing.
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