Tag: dick grayson
Imagine: Just… Dick and Tim. That’s all.
Dick [to Jason, Tim, and Damian]: We don’t get normal lives. That’s why Batman picked us and why we’re so good at our jobs.
What he really means when he pushes you away…
Batman: It’s okay if we’re not friends anymore. You’re alive. It’s enough.
When a supervillain breaks into Wayne Manor (somehow)…
Robin: *stands in between the villain and Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Alfred, and Titus*
Robin: I don’t want anything to happen –
Nightwing: *heart flutters*
Robin: – to the dog.
Commissioner Gordon: Who died and made you Batman?
Nightwing/Red Hood/Red Robin/Robin/Azrael: Uhhhh…
The New 52…
Commissioner Gordon: Ohhhhhh… Okay, got it, got it.
Batman: And they agreed to let you see the footage?
Nightwing: After some convincing.
Red Hood: And a sleeper hold.
Peace time at Gotham City be like…
Dick: *sighs*
Damian: *yawns* – Tt –
Tim: *searches for “shark-repellent Bat-spray” on Amazon.com*
Jason: *stretches muscles, then lays back down on couch*
Dick: Gotta save someone.
Tim: Know the feeling.
Tim: *watches from a distance as Jason and Damian squabble over who gets to touch Alfred’s cookies first*
Tim: Dick, you ever notice how much of our job is like babysitting?
When you train your youngest brother a little differently from how your MIA adoptive father trains both of you…
Batman [to Robin]: You’ll have to use your charm, Damian. Not your sidearm.
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