Bruce: You know, I raised four fully functional sons.
Alfred: You have four sons that I don’t know about?
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Staring down at Blüdhaven from atop a skyscraper at night…
Nightwing: With great hotness comes great responsibility.
When Dick invited him to a trip to the Kent Farm with Damian…
Wally: I don’t wanna meet anything on Monday that I’m gonna eat on Friday.
Batman’s journal entry on what advice he would give his sons about life…
Bruce: I wanted to tell Dick the dangers of starting a family too early, but what could I say that couldn’t have been said better by being around a lethal child?
When your older brother tries to defend his fashion choices in the 80s…
Dick: In “Legally Blonde”, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cutely.
Jason: Dick, this is real life, not an excellent movie.
Why Batman sometimes dreads going on out-of-town Justice League missions (or, you know, dying)…
Bruce [to Alfred]: I take my eye off the ball for one minute and I’ve got one kid in a coma, one with a black eye, and one running a crime ring!
Defending your best friend’s eating habits be like…
Dick: Let’s face it: a well-fed Wally is hardly a model of emotional stability. Now, deprive him of food and, stage by stage, it’s a slow descent into madness.
Why the Robins are banned from doing any carpentry at the Manor…
Bruce: Every home improvement project they’ve undertaken has been a near-death experience.
Cooking with Nightwing…
Alfred: *stares at Master Richard disapprovingly*
Dick: I had bread, I had cheese, and I had an iron. What was I supposed to do?
The GCPD closing in be like…
♫ ♩ Bat Boys, Bat Boys
Whatcha gonna do?
♪ ♫
♬ Whatcha gonna do
When they come for you? ♫ ♩
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