Damian: Grayson, why do you dress like that? You’re a superhero.
Dick: *shrugs* It’s my style.
Damian: It’s not a style, it’s a bad habit. -Tt-
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Nightwing: Why are you angry?
Batman: I’m not angry.
Nightwing: You sound angry.
Batman: I’m not angry. I was worried, and now I’m concerned.
It’s just a thing fathers do, Dick.
When you learn how to cook during your downtime and pick the wrong brother to test it on…
Dick: *stares in horror at a bullet-ridden dish*
Dick: You ruined my frittata!
Jason: I put it out of its misery.
Batman: We’ve got to find Black Mask.
Nightwing: Black Mask’s not to going to talk.
Batman: Depends on how we ask the question.
* Cue: Bat-glare/Bat-grin *
Tim: I don’t want a relationship.
Dick: Coffee is not a relationship, Tim, it’s a beverage.
Tim: Not true. Every relationship has started with a cup of coffee.
Yeah, but you have a relationship with the person, Timmy, not the… Ugh. Never mind.
Dick [about Jason]: His idea of communication is dropping a witty one-liner and shooting you in the face.
Somebody please send this to the DCEU as an audition tape!
Driving to a supervillain’s lair atop a mountain…
Robin: Roads have asphalt. This is dirt on a cliff. -Tt-
Nightwing: *smirks* Scared?
Robin: No, I’m not scared!
Robin: I am rationally concerned.
On what it what was like being Agent 37 for a while…
Dick: It is really nice to be liked for who you are pretending to be.
When your detective of a father asks you and your brothers what happened to the Batmobile…
Bruce [to Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian]: *narrows eyes*
Bruce: Usually, when everything’s normal, people don’t respond in perfectly rehearsed unison.
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