Alfred: Now, Master Dick, be charming, but not too charming.
Dick: That’s like asking Superman not to be too super.
Or, you know, Batman not to be too dark and broody.
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Batman and Robin, a saga…
Batman: I didn’t do this to hurt you. I did it to protect you.
Robin: Then why am I so angry?
Picking your little brother up after his first day at Gotham Academy be like…
Dick [to Damian]: You’ve been here a day and you already have a nemesis?
“How to Punish Your Children” by Batman…
* Patrol night *
Nightwing: Where’s Tim?
Batman: He needed a time-out, so I sent him home to check his leads.
After hearing that the Justice League’s going on a mission to a country on his bucket list…
Dick [to Bruce]: Need I remind you, I’m a grown man. I don’t need to ask your permission.
Dick: That being said, please, please, please can I go?
When you’re a single, young vigilante just trying to have some sense of normalcy…
Nightwing: *hanging onto a ledge thirty stories above ground, spying on two mob bosses exchanging suitcases*
Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: Batman, if you can hear me, this is seriously interfering with my dinner plans.
Trying to have a heart-to-heart conversation with your father figure be like…
Batman: You’re getting emotional, Dick. Now’s not the time.
Nightwing: Really? ‘Cause it’s been over 75 years, Bruce. When would be a good time?
Awkward Batfamily dinners be like…
Shawn [about Barbara]: So, you weren’t gazing lovingly into her bespectacled eyes?
Dick: She had spinach in her teeth.
At the Kent Farm…
Bruce: *in a double-breasted suit*
Dick: *adjusts his bow tie*
Jason: *fumbles with his cufflinks*
Tim: *licks hand and flattens Damian’s hair*
Damian: *slaps Tim’s hand away*
Pa Kent and Ma Kent: …
Clark: So, uh, you guys dress up for Thanksgiving?
Bruce: Doesn’t everybody?
Nightwing [about a suspect]: It’s as though he’s turned being a charming man-child into a career.
Oracle: Now, that doesn’t sound familiar, does it?
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