Dick: *walks in on Wally cooking a lot of food*
Dick: Hey.
Wally: Hey.
Dick: Whoa. So, I’m guessing you either had a fight with Linda, or… um, Italy called and said it was hungry.
Or he’s just having a midday snack?
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Jason: *handing out presents* … and for Dick, Mr. Sweet Tooth.
Dick: You got me a box of cereal?
Jason: And a gallon of milk!
Dick: Well, this is too much. I feel like I should get you another sweater.
Comparing Bruce and Damian be like…
Dick: See, now, they’re as different as night and… later that night.
Girls v Boys…
Barbara: Dick kissed me.
Dinah: No!
Steph: Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh!
Dinah: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Steph, get the wine and unplug the phone. Babs, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Barbara: Ohhhh. It ended very well.
Steph: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Dinah: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss!
Barbara: Well, at first it was really intense, y’know, and then we just sorta sunk into it…
* 2 hours later *
Barbara: … they started out on my waist, and then they slid up, and then they were in my hair…
Meanwhile…
Dick: And then I kissed her.
Jason: Tongue?
Dick: Yeah.
Tim: Cool.
(Hungover) Mornings at the Manor…
Dick: *eating cereal* How’d your date go?
Jason: *looking for coffee in the cabinets* I think there was a restaurant. I know there was wine.
Dick: Hey, great leather jacket! Birthday present?
Jason: Yeah.
Dick: Oh, from who?
Jason: From you. I exchanged the blazer you got me.
Dick: Jay, what are you gonna do when you have a baby?
Jason: I’m gonna be in the waiting room, handing out cigars!
Tim: Yes, Jason’s made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50’s.
Waiting for your wife to get dressed for Double Date Night be like…
Wally [to Dick]: This is unbelievable. It’s been, like, half an hour. If this were a cartoon, you’d be looking like ham right about now.
When you bring Alfred’s cookies to the Titans Tower…
Nightwing: Listen, guys, it was great seeing you again.
Nightwing: Wally, um, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they’re just food, they’re not love.
Awkward Batfamily dinners be like…
Jason [to Dick]: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but were you planning on bringing up the whole Shawn-might-be-pregnant thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.
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