When you ask your best friend for half…
Wally [to Dick]: Dude, they’re donuts. Either you’re all-in or you’re all-out.
Tag: dick grayson
When you finally discover why your kitchen cabinets always wind up empty…
Dick: *notices a red streak followed by a flicker of yellow light cross his living room in half a second*
Dick: *loudly* Maybe my apartment’s being invaded by some sort of super rat.
Rescuing civilians in your 80′s superhero suit be like…
Nightwing: Ladies, I am not a stripper, though I can understand how you’d make that mistake.
Or, you know what? He could’ve been wearing his BPD uniform.
Dick: My loft is overrun with redheads.
Dickie, your life is overrun with redheads.
Batman: *comes home, tattered and bruised, to find the Batcomputer de-powered, his case files securely locked away (somewhere), and dinner in plain view with the words “Eat” legibly written in script on a Post-it beside it*
Batman: …
Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian: The butler did it!
When Billy Batson hangs out with the Robins…
Wally [to Kyle]: It’s like trying to find Waldo in a sea of Waldos.
Discussing the Robin legacy…
Tim: They say genius skips a generation.
Dick: Apparently, so does funny.
Jason [to Dick, about Bruce]: Don’t you see? He’s feeding you enough truth so it’s easier to swallow the lies!
Rescuing civilians in your 80′s superhero suit be like…
Nightwing: Ladies, I am not a stripper, though I can understand how you’d make that mistake.
Jason: I am not saying I can speak with the dead, just that there are people in the world more sensitive than me.
Tim: Now, that’s not hard to believe.
Jason: Walked right into that one.
Dick: Uh-huh.
incorrect-batfamily-quotes 