Tag: dick grayson

Tim: I think that if you really like this girl, you should just trust her.

Dick: Thanks, Tim.

Jason: Or you could follow her and see where she goes.

Tim: Oh, that’s what I would do. Forget mine.

We expect nothing less from you boys. You are Batman’s sons after all.

Tim: Okay, well, Steph said “Hi, do I look fat today?” So I looked at her –

Dick: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You looked at her? You never look. You just answer. It’s like a reflex. Do I look fat? No! Is she prettier than I am? No! Does size matter? No!

When all the grown-up PDA is just starting to make you belch…

Koriand’r: I must go, I must go. But not without a kiss.

Dick: Well, maybe I won’t kiss you, and then you’ll have to stay.

Damian: *muttering* Kiss her! Kiss her!

When all the grown-up PDA is just starting to make you belch…

Koriand’r: I must go, I must go. But not without a kiss.

Dick: Well, maybe I won’t kiss you, and then you’ll have to stay.

Damian: *muttering* Kiss her! Kiss her!

After hearing about Damian’s plan to break Dick and Shawn up…

Jason: Well, I’m thinking that Dick’s our brother and Shawn makes him happy, so I say we just all be mature about it and accept her.

Damian: Yeah, we’ll call that Plan B, okay?

That one time Dick tried something different…

Jason: *staring intently at Dick*

Tim: With that moustache, doesn’t Dick remind you of Bruce’s Aunt Sylvia?

Jason: *throws hands up in relief* Thank you!

Because it’s not easy being the eldest…

Damian: Drake keeps changing the channel!

Tim: Aw, that’s great. Why don’t you tell Bruce on me?

Dick: Now, I’m “Bruce” in this little play? Alright, I refuse to get sucked into this weird little Robin dimension thing, so I’m gonna go and take a nice, long bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy.

Mornings at the Manor…

Dick: Man, this is weird. Ever realize that Captain Crunch’s eyebrows are actually on his hat?

Jason: That’s what’s weird? Boy Wonder, the man’s been captain of a cereal for the last forty years.